Good Riddance

Today we took our Christmas tree out to the road. The aforementioned Poison Ivy Tree. And I'm telling you this even though you didn't post anything because I'm nice.

We donned latex gloves, pulled the Christmas tree bag up over the tree (I couldn't get Hazmat  suits from eBay quickly enough), tied it with string which promptly broke, and then duct taped the crap out of it. No poison ivy could escape that bag. Well, I suppose it could, but it would have to get through the plastic and duct tape. Oh, and all the stuff that I wiped with Clorox wipes including my own skin.

The tree is now at the road and my son took a photo of me flipping the bird next to it. Nice, right? I know.